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f*ck graphic design, let’s be porn stars / 去你的平面設計、我們去當AV女優吧

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after watching 3 minutes of the Oprah show tonight… the first response from me: f*ck graphic design, let’s be porn stars-$60,000 for a couple hours of work=sex–if you are good at it. but the truth is, i AM “f*cking” graphic design, but i don’t know if i ever gonna make $60,000 for couple hours. however, i will still chose graphic design over pornography.

when i was listing what is synergy, the first one i wrote was “synergy to lovers are–sex, reproduction.” it is a form of synergy, because you have two individuals working together as a team and benefit both sides(occasional exceptions). some might argue you can have sex with yourself, but honey, that’s call masturbation. one interesting fact, women usually get pay less than men on regular job, but in porn industry, females get pay more for less workload; so fellas, if you wanna be a porn star, you should be a gay one.

however, should i explore this area in the name of graphic design?
you should be the decision maker, after all, this is all about synergy isn’t it?

oprah show 11/17/2009

and here is a woman desperately need some action.

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今天晚上看了三分鐘的歐普拉秀…我的第一個想法是：去你的平面設計、我們去當AV女優吧—進賺＄60,000美金（台幣約一百九十萬元）只要工作兩三個小時、工作=性、如果你很在行的話。但現實生活中、我是在跟平面設計炒飯、但我不知道我會不會工作兩三個小時就賺一百九十萬。不過呢、我是會選設計多過ＡＶ。

當我一開始研究共和作用時、我條列式的寫下一些我想跟這有關的東西。而我第一個寫下的就是「共和作用對一對情侶來說—性、生殖。」這絕對是共和作用的一種、因為這是兩者以上的個體、一起合作然後兩者都有得到益處（偶而有例外）。有些人可能會說那我也可以跟自己啊、但是親愛的、那叫做自慰。

一個有趣的事實、一般工作付男性的薪水比女性多、但在ＡＶ這行、女生可以工作比較少的時數然後所得比男生多薪水。所以呢、男生們、如果你們要當ＡＶ男優、當個gay吧。

種之、我應該以設計之名在這方面玩一玩嗎？
你們應該有權決定、到最後、這不就是共和作用嗎？

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